Friday, April 29, 2011

Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White

With the utmost respect...


Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears The Manly Runner pajamas.

The Manly Runner doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.


When The Manly Runner crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

The Manly Runner can speak French...in Russian.


The Manly Runner doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.


The Manly Runner knows Victoria's secret.

The Manly Runner can run a 3-legged race by himself.


The Manly Runner can tie his shoes with his feet.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that The Manly Runner can touch this.


Time waits for no man, unless that man is The Manly Runner.

Have a great weeekend all!

19 comments:

  1. hahahaha!! can't WAIT to read the comments on this one...

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  2. Personally.

    I'd like to know why there is a gray shirt under the striped shirt which has the top button buttoned.

    Please advise as to where you get your style/fashion [whatever] in this one korn.

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  3. @EMZ, I am trend setter, not a trend follower.

    Kovas, you forgot to say that I walk on water too.

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  4. But he has limits, as I learned last night. Ask @carotabi.

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  5. Yes! It seems that the rivalry has been resurrected! About time.

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  6. Ha ha! This was simply a great start to my morning!

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  7. Awesome! Ass kissing, the manly way...

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  8. haha - the most interesting man in the world!

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  9. Thanks for the laughs, Kovas.

    @Chris K--if you indeed "walk on water," you should try running on water and THAT will cure your heel striking :)

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  10. Good Stuff Kovas! Chris is like my Internet Dad.

    Send money Dad.

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  11. But..can the manly runner beat Chuck Norris?

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  12. Korn. Love the outfit.
    I'm
    W/
    Neil.

    Send. Money. Here. Too.

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  13. Yeah...pretty amazing AND manly, this.

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  14. LOL... at each and every point well-stated and documented :)

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  15. Hilarious!

    And lol Neil. If you're passing out money, Chris, I'll send you my address! :)

    Kovas, thought of you and your family today as I drove past the exit for Starved Rock.

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  16. LOL ha ha ha that is so FUNNY!! GOOD WORK KOVAS!

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