Last week, EMZ posted her responses to a survey on her blog IF I CAN'T CONVINCE YOU - - I'LL AT LEAST CONFUSE YOU at http://royalpitatoias.blogspot.com/2010/06/emz-ology.html, then suggested we do the same. So, for my entertainment, and hopefully yours, I humbly present the world’s longest personal survey:
(Let others know a little lot more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by “ology.”)
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Blue cheese (for now – my doc says no more dairy, still trying to decide if I will listen to her)
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Any Mongolian/flat-top grill where everyone chooses what they want
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Jane’s in Chicago (where I proposed to my wife) http://www.janesrestaurant.com/
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. pizza, burritos, there’s probably a few more
Q. What marathon would you run if you could run ANY one you wanted?
A. Everest Marathon http://www.everestmarathon.com/
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Alfredo sauce, pepperoni, and green peppers
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Gatorade (do they still make it? I don’t eat gum often)
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A: 113 but I think it’s time for a clean-up
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. Same as above
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. None on my office laptop, my kids’ photo on my home laptop, our family on our desktop
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. My wrists
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Wisdom teeth, frontal lobe (at least it feels like it on some days)
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. None, as my wife will attest, I’m not particularly sensitive
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Five years ago?
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. A wheelbarrow of wet mulch
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Sure, imagine the party you could plan!
Q. Is love for real?
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue or green
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Talked a woman out of suicide once
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No, but there have been times it’s been close
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. I might get paid more to keep my clothes on.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Yes, who is offering?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes, it would be the only way to make money off my blog.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I love hot sauce!
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. In a heartbeat!
Q: What is in your left pocket
A. Nothing, I’m just happy to see you. (Sorry, couldn’t resist)
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Maybe not, never been able to sit through it, but the problem may lie with me.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both, but I don’t like hardwood floors.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand, but occasionally sit and let the hot water beat down
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I’ve got a wife, 3 kids (+1 on the way) 2 dogs, and a cat
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Q: Where were you born?
A: Los Angeles, CA
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I don’t want to grow up
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Top 8 what?
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: My bud Jerry
Q: Last person you called?
A: My wife
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My son for his nap
Q: Person you kissed?
A: My son when he woke up
Q: Missing someone?
A: Nope, they’re all here
A: Mellow, I’m teleworking while filling this out (oops, should I put that in?)
Q: Listening to?
A: Neighbors in the compound kvetching (it’s our vacation place, borrowed from my wife’s aunt, so mostly old folks)
A. Being watched (dogs)
Q: Worrying about?
A: Not a thing
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Walk with the dogs around the neighnorhood
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Get back home tonight (vacation’s over)
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Notting Hill
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes, 3 young children = constant amusement
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Depends who you ask
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Get back to work
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by “ology.”